A VERY funny thread....

by Game Nurse Tue 24 Feb - 5:13

http://forums.lotro.com/showthread.php?t=208651

You gotta read it...it is pretty funny.... it is all about what if the Lord of the Rings was a computer game....

My favorite one... Because it is SO true about getting a group together....

Aragorn: Ok so what we're going to do is run into the 2nd hall here and head SOUTH until we get the bridge everyone run across the bridge and have Merry+Pippin light the left brazier and Boromir+Gimli light the right brazier Legolas you just range the Balrog so you are second on the hate list after Gandalf if you get an eye on you, its kind of a red icon, use a wound pot until Gandalf has the aggro and can turn him around whoever got the crystal from the third boss right click it whenever he is getting his induction swirly until the second phase at 320k when he is down there everyone stand on his right ankle and melee DPS him even the hunters because he puts out a ranged damage reflect shield until about 200k meanwhile everyone watch out for corruptions on him or he'll get some nasty effects anyway at 200k he will start randomly aggroing people and whipping them with his fire whip thing so if you get an eye on you run to the pillar to LOS the attack until it stops also at about 90k we'll need to relight the braziers or we'll get a hope wipe when he roars at 89.5k after that it is a pretty easy fight just burn him down quick or the adds will come.

Frodo: I lost you at "SOUTH".

Sam: Whats the hope order again?

Gandalf: BRB

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