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9 Deadly words that women say...NOT!
by Lady Herodias Mon 25 Feb - 1:49
I borrowed this from another post, but it is a reminder of all the reasons why at times I wish I could reach over and punch Gunter to put him in his place. You need to realize that our relationship is based on communication since he is on the other side of the United States, and gaming is one way we stay in touch. Well, the list below is what men call uncensored words that have double meaning, tell me what you think.
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1 ) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2 ) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3 ) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine".
4 ) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It!
5 ) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of "nothing".)
6 ) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
"That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7 ) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.
Just say "you're welcome". (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").
8 ) Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying F___ YOU!
9 ) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?".
(For the woman's response refer to # 3).
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1 ) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2 ) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3 ) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine".
4 ) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It!
5 ) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of "nothing".)
6 ) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
"That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7 ) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.
Just say "you're welcome". (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").
8 ) Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying F___ YOU!
9 ) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?".
(For the woman's response refer to # 3).
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Re: 9 Deadly words that women say...NOT!
by Castell Ari Fri 20 Jun - 2:32
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Check out dane cook's tour on thi, it's awesome to see this actually being acted by a comedian!!!!
HAHA
Check out dane cook's tour on thi, it's awesome to see this actually being acted by a comedian!!!!
HAHA
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